“As you can see, the model volcano itself is a metaphor for all the problems of the world. We’re going to address all of these problems, with our ideas because this metaphor has another metaphor inside of it. It’s a 2 litre bottle of diet soda. That represents the plans, the ideas, the initiatives that’s gonna fix all this stuff… we’re gonna work that stuff out but that’s the easy part. Now, how do I get my ideas out onto these problems? That’s my third metaphor. This mento symbolises the funding that I will need to make this project a reality.” - Stephen Colbert
Stephen is a friggin genius.